Trump to Sue Google for “Bad Search Results”, Buzzfeed for Harsh Muppet Personality Quiz
Home Alone 2 Extra and Former President Donald Trump recently threatened to sue Google for displaying what he claims are "bad search results." Trump went on to list some of the so-called "bad stories" Google has been pushing about him, including:
His ban on Muslim immigration to the U.S.
Suggesting people "inject bleach" to fight COVID-19
Mocking a disabled reporter
And, of course, his infamous remark about grabbing women by the... well, you know the rest.
In his defense, Trump added, “Just because I said those things in the privacy of my own press conference doesn’t mean they should be on the internet!” When asked if there were any good stories Google was refusing to share, Trump said:
“One time, I ran into Mariah Carey, beautiful woman, tremendous talent. And when I was talking to her I didn’t glance down at her breasts ONCE. Big restraint. Now, don’t get me wrong, I did check out her ass when she walked away, I’m not a monk. But I didn’t look at the rest. The fake news won’t talk about that.”
Baron Trump also weighed in on his father’s unGoogle-able selfless deed stating:
“This was quite a big deal for my Dad. He’s a real boob guy.”
Thankfully for Trump, Fox News refused to let his story of heroism go untold.
But Trump's grievances didn’t stop there. He was also furious when he Googled “Who won the 2020 election?” and was told, “Joe Biden.”
Adding insult to injury, Trump said he Googled Melania’s birthday to remind him when to auto-send her $50 Nordstrom’s gift-card, only to discover he had missed it by six weeks. Trump elaborated, “Thanks to Google’s antics, I haven’t had sex with my wife in five years.”
And finally, if suing Google wasn’t enough, Trump is also preparing to take legal action against BuzzFeed. Why? After taking one of their popular “Which Muppet Are You?” quizzes, Trump was outraged to find out his result was... Miss Piggy. Trump reportedly even called BuzzFeed, demanding they change his result to Kermit. He’s vowed to sue BuzzFeed for "defamation," claiming no real American would ever think of him as Miss Piggy. He’s now demanding a recount of the quiz results and pushing for an audit of all BuzzFeed quizzes moving forward.
